he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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