bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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