I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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