i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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