I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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