There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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