I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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