I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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