Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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