You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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