Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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