Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize