Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
It's just like the Real World with babies
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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