He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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