Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I think I died a long time ago.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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