She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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