Already got asked if we're dating
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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