I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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