Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize