I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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