i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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