please come you make the beer taste better
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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