Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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