SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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