If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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