i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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