she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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