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Where were you when I was single???

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Still in diapers.

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(617): Where were you when I was single??? (1-617): Still in diapers. http://tfl.nu/ngk8

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(256): View more from Alabama

You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.

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That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.

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Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.

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Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.

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(256): You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass. (1-256): That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years. (256): Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that. (1-256): Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham. http://tfl.nu/egwd

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(631): View more from New York

Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin

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Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.

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(631): Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin (856): Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts. http://tfl.nu/olt8

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(475): View more from Connecticut

just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles

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exact location. now.

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(475): just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles (1-475): exact location. now. http://tfl.nu/2i9v

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(303): View more from Colorado

And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.

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(303): And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first. http://tfl.nu/c9e0

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(301): View more from Maryland

Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools

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(301): Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools http://tfl.nu/2rog

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(716): View more from New York

Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.

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(716): Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door. http://tfl.nu/u06r

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood

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(617): False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood http://tfl.nu/hdoi

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(214): View more from Texas

I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine

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(214): I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine http://tfl.nu/8nsa

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(817): View more from Texas

So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.

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(817): So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds. http://tfl.nu/0h3c

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol

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(320): I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol http://tfl.nu/5ctw

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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...

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(952): nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough... http://tfl.nu/8n56

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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem

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(803): thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem http://tfl.nu/yh4o

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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.

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(281): I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that. http://tfl.nu/d3y7

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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.

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(320): I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years. http://tfl.nu/ge1t

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