i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
everyone is single if you try hard enough
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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