Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Are we still banned from the library?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
BRING THE BAGELS
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dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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