He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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