I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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