i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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