You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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