The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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