Pregnant stripper...not hot.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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