just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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