Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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