I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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