I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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