Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I have aggressive nipples.
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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