is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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