Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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