I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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