Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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