He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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