you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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