he shaved USA in his pubs
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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