# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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