break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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